May 2013
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
aud-ler:
what i have learned from talking about my feelings
it’s better to not talk about my feelings
stabsinthe:
when my friends are sad i usually just text them pictures of my cat
xoxogossipgoatt:
*loses followers* *loses friends* *loses bobby pins and hair ties* *loses internet connection* *loses phone* *loses life* *gains weight*
katestrife:
A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
timothydelaghetto:
theperksofbeingademon:
heyfunniest:
heyfunniest:
the creator of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”.
that’s really annoying, my last name is Giffin and now I’m questioning the pronunciation of my own last name
daaaamn it doesnt even feel right
my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
pastalad:
pastalad:
so this morning my dad said
“hey we got some tomatos”
and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS
WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS
JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
I don’t have anyone to cry to. The one person is the one making me cry! Ugh
Crying myself to sleep again tonight. Nothing new smh
Anxiety: hey!
Me: what now?
Anxiety: Nothing, just wanted to worry you today.
Me: ...great
Anxiety: Hey your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't text you back, they're probably with someone else right now.
Me: ....
Anxiety: Oh your best friend hasn't spoken to you today either. They're probably sick of your shit.
Me: ....
Anxiety: Your parents said they're really proud of you..do you honestly believe that?
Me: ....
Anxiety: Where do you see yourself in a year? Oh wait, you can barely get through a day!
Me: ...shut up.
Anxiety: Will you ever rise to anything?
Me: Shut up!
Anxiety: Or are you always this pathetic? Lol
Me: Why can't you leave me alone!?
Anxiety: Because messing with your head is what I live for.
