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inthurnet: judginu: me all the time

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:48:33 -0400

inthurnet:

judginu:

me

all the time

eyecandyrave: mydemisee: best friends kissing… every single...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:48:07 -0400

eyecandyrave:

mydemisee:

best friends kissing…

every single one of these is so cute and romantic and then there’s billy completely raping mandys face.

majortvjunkie: sharonosbourne: ktajustwatch: sharonosbourne: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:44:39 -0400

majortvjunkie:

sharonosbourne:

ktajustwatch:

sharonosbourne:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life

Is it me or do they both look hard?

i cant breateh

we were

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tete-pownshend: britishpoliticiansex: it looks like that arm...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:41:13 -0400

tete-pownshend:

britishpoliticiansex:

it looks like that arm is part of his haT

ladya-bsb-nsync-m5: the-hashslingingslasher: rawshyt: THE...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:40:35 -0400

ladya-bsb-nsync-m5:

the-hashslingingslasher:

rawshyt:

THE POWER OF THE VAGINA

look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it

Amazing.

omfg dat ass grab yo

Holy fuck the hashslingingslasher I knew you were a homeboy

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:39:40 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

And then the soul of every child watching withered and died.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:38:26 -0400

And then the soul of every child watching withered and died.

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise: Will Smith embarrassing Jaden...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:37:48 -0400

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

joeywaggoner: I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:35:44 -0400

joeywaggoner:

I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: leasusan: Me writhing a easy

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:28:28 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

leasusan:

Me writhing a easy

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:25:58 -0400

the-vashta-nerada: my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:25:16 -0400

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

roughrimjob: I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:24:51 -0400

roughrimjob:

I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone